hipster.js

Bullshit bingo 4.0.

Features

Showcase stock images. Say exactly nothing but be beautiful by using less text and more stock images!
Advertise Useless Stuff. You want to build an IoT toaster? The world will love you!
Promote your Startup. Make your business grow in capitalism.
Hurt Privacy. By using external CDNs for everything, everyone knows, who visits this site.
Annoy users. Create slow, useless Websites for slow, useless products.
Be Beautiful. But after all, youre beautifull :).

Concept

hipster.js is a desingn study for promoting totally useless stuff without giving any information about it. Normally this technique is known used by single page websites. Those are often very slow and uninformative.

hipster.js is a template for creating exacty those websites, to send a humoristic message to all those big data, cloud and internet of things startups ;).

Use It!

You have a fancy idea for a brand new, awesome Internet of things, offline first, cloud driven, blockchain based big data Application?

Just fork this template and fill it with your idea to show the world, how awesome you are!

Coming Soon.

Contact us at hello@hipster.js